Hello there I am the one (And hopefully only, though you never know about those things) Blaine Devon Anderson. I'm twenty years old and I'm just now starting my second year at NYU for their nursing program. I'm rather excited to be going back to school as much as I love the summer I love learning every day more. Hopefully this year can show it'self to be as great as last year was.

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kurtizhummel:

If you put anything on YouTube, I can’t account for everything that happens to you and the bow ties you treasure so dearly. No, no. That’s not even funny! I’ve got almost all of them myself, I just need a little bit of help.

Hey now I’d be nice and keep it off of YouTube, Facebook on the other hand…But you’d have to leave my bowties out of this or I’ll go for something a bit more personal. Okay fine, but we need to get you something else to play once you complete it. And don’t even lie, Tamagotchi’s are the best things.

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kurtizhummel:

It’s a bit of both, really. I think i thoroughly enjoyed each and every aspect of you in your clothes, out of your clothes, in between in and out of them. Well, lets hope that day is not anytime soon. I will not be happy if and when that happens…. Not happy at all. Yes, we certainly are.

Flattery will get you an extra shot of expresso in your coffee Mister Hummel. But thank you. I’m sure it’s going to be Kitty as well and oh god I’ll be there recording the after math of it all. I think we can find you something easier for you than Angry Bird. Maybe we can get you a Tamagotchi.  

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kurtizhummel:

Bummer, I always liked helping you get back into your clothes. I’m certainly not calling you fat. You’re the opposite, sir. I’m just lanky and can only pick up little ladies like Kitty. Excellent. I like having these games perfectly beaten.

Are you sure it was into my clothes or out of them? I don’t really remember that part too well. One of these days you’re going to go for a lift and someone’s ass is going to plop right down on your face and it’s not going to be someone you want there. We’re going to need to get you some more then aren’t we?

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kurtizhummel:

Hey, hey… no panicking. Do I need to come help you get ready, too? I’m strong, but I’m not sure I can drag your passed out body to my Navigator. I know I don’t have to. I want to. I want to be there for you. I don’t know, I wouldn’t be beating Angry Birds, that’s for sure. I remember what to do. I just fail and can’t beat these last two.

I think I’ve got the whole getting dressed thing under control for right now. But are you calling me fat? Or yourself a weakling here? I suppose I can help you then, I don’t need you struggling to beat the last two levels, plus it’ll keep my mind off of things.

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kurtizhummel:

That came out like I was begrudgingly deciding to go with you. I’m happy to take you, B. You’re sick, you’re my friend, I care about you… hence me trying my best to help take care of you. I’ll be your entertainment and more. Oh, I also have a couple levels of Angry Birds I need you to help me beat. That’ll be a good distraction, right?

Okay, okay. I’m just panicking as I get ready that’s all. Thanks though, you don’t have to take me is all I’m trying to say.  A couple? What ever would you do without me Hummel? I suppose it will be a good distraction, do I have to explain it to you again?

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kurtizhummel:

Oh, pick the Cha Cha slide. I like that one. I think the nurses and doctors will, too. I’d rather wait and have something that’s not motor oil, if that’s all the same to you. Just one cup will suffice, someone has to take you and it might as well be me.

Of course I pick the Cha Cha Slide! You’re just going to be in for a lot of me leaning on you because take a wild guess at who’s tired? I could drive myself if you don’t want to, I just thought you’d want to take me so you can be my entertainment while they shoot me up with drugs.

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kurtizhummel:

What?! The chicken dance is actually at the very top of the list. I’ll even make the clucking noises if you so wish. Well then, I’m driving to your place and we’re going to sit in the ER waiting room. You so owe me a cup of coffee when we get done.

Is it now? Perfect because that’s on there, and the Cha Cha Slide, and many many more. I’ll get you coffee there if they have it, that’s nice enough for now right? I kid, you can have all of the coffee you want if you take me to the ER. 

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kurtizhummel:

I’ve been in the doctor’s office more times than I can count, so I know how to stay calm and all that. Your own list? Okay, I’m good with that as long as it’s not something completely ridiculous.

So have I, it just never wears out for me when it comes to needles. So are you saying the chicken dance is out of the question? Also, the doctor’s office said it would be wise to go to the ER since I’ve passed out just by stretching, and the dizziness. 

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kurtizhummel:

I’ll shoot you a song list that I’m willing to perform and you can pick from there. You’re getting all the stops pulled out for you, Mr Anderson. Okay, let me know and we’ll go from there.

I’m glad you’re just willing to go with me right now. As for the song and dance I think I’m going to make out my own list for you to do as well, even once I’m home. 

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kurtizhummel:

I’ll do a song and dance while they’re taking blood and you won’t even notice that little needle. You picked a good doctor buddy, sir.

Song and dance? I honestly think that’d be worth the blood test. Give me a little bit and I’ll call and see what they think I should do, whether it be the hospital or making an appointment. 

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